She's Brewing a Stink Bomb

She’s brewing a stink bomb, is what I told my friend the other day. In thinking about women passing gas and how they are atrocious, yes I said it freaking atrocious! The reasoning being this, when most men pass gas (fart) they genuinely don’t care about how loud it is or if someone smells it, in fact they regularly find it hilarious. On the other hand most women are easily embarrassed by the gaseous outburst. The thing is since most women won’t just push they feel as though they can lesson the stench by letting a little seep out at a time, especially when sitting down in a situation where they can’t just get up and leave. Now everyone’s had the bubble guts! It's a human function to have gas.

To me it's just funny because of the women that I've known they don't want it being announced or known at all, and the ones that don't mind or do want it known, they were completely rare kinds of people indeed. Well the thing about letting a little seep out at a time, it's like building an army. The more that comes out and gathers the stronger it gets. Most women that I know will not pull off the classic maneuvers like “The Leg Lift” or even “The Cheek Shift”. Take time to practice some of these yourselves, man I wish I had instruction videos to go along with these.

Where I am from its just called brewing. The person in question is usually sitting down in a chair so they figure they can let out a little of it out, and little by little the stomach feels completely relieved. The mission is secrecy. You know the whole who smelt it dealt it fashion. The thing is they haven't took in account is the getaway. Ask any bank robber in jail thats final act to the magic trick. So when she does stand up and prepares to make her exit, there's this purple haze behind her, and we all know about if you walk too fast after letting that blast go, you have a tail. So basically most guys will “bust ass” whenever or wherever he feels inclined to do so, but most women will not, she will save it and let it brew and build and thus concludes my hypothesis why women’s gas is much more potent and stronger than men.